that last submission about the devil being in the YMCA reminds me of the time I fell asleep while doing my homework in high school and had a dream that my friend told me that the devil is a twink
thatsthat24
there she is… the Giant Slice
one-time-i-dreamt
I was supposed to meet my coworkers for a work party at a hotel lobby but I was late because I was just So High™ so I showed up in sun glasses and a hoodie but nobody was there because all my coworkers got caught up in a sex trafficking scam and we all got arrested together.
dudewheresmyapple
ghoullesbian
who’s gonna tell men that it doesn’t matter how many feminist theorists they’ve read if they still treat women like shit
hungwy
proboscismonkey
3D printed proboscis monkey keychains(?), found on a polish message board.
Is… Is that the witcher wolf necklace but a proboscis monkey
Looks like you’re right, actually
roxilalonde
i think andrew hussie is a master class case study in author anonymity
like, who even gives a shit about death of the author when the author barely exists metatextually anyway? his public friends are all people associated with or who worked at one point on homestuck, his social media reveals nothing about him personally, and the only pieces of personal information he discloses are pieces of disjointed, unrelated, or “is he joking?” type material. i know he’s a sagittarius but i don’t know if he has parents. i know he has a giant blue horse dildo somewhere in his home, but i don’t know which state he lives in.
nobody within the past 500-600 years of literature has managed to write something as big as homestuck and remain as secretive as he has. most authors are tempted by the fame offered to them via their work and immediately flood their audience with personal disclosure, try to make themselves celebrities. not hussie. hussie wrote one of the biggest pieces of internet literature in history and stayed completely off the map for all of it.
ruinedchildhood
square
What in the unseasoned chicken is going on here…?
Dafuq I just watch
@daddysurfing sorry but we gotta break up after this. Your school out here wilding.
melancholy-starlight
be-my-wildest-dream
first thing i thought of
oc by me B)
I DONT PLAY PORTAL BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS
one-time-i-dreamt
I was in a completely black and narrow void. My body was incorporeal. Echoing in that constrained void, Dragon Ball Z Abridged Krillin’s voice emerged and asked, “What are you trying to do? Cuck me?”