Humans Are Weird

[somberangels]

Explaining Countries (Part 2) :

Alien: So I have been contemplating your countries and where you choose to live… And I have a few questions.

Human: Alright, I don’t see why you have any questions. It’s normal now.

Alien: On the planet of Aspapus, we only have 3 of 148 areas we can safely live. Several being either unable to produce any vegetation for harvesting, and others unable to support life at all. I know that humans have areas like this as well, so why do you choose to continue to live in these places.

Human: Well, places like Deserts I think used to be like rainforest’s, I can’t remember I fell asleep in that class, and used to be able to keep people alive and well. Although there is like… One place that everyone knows not to mess with, Antarctica, that place is already being ruled over by the Penguins, whales, and sea birds. So we do not want to anger our Animal overlords.

Alien: You are…. That was…. Was that a human joke?